incl. what NOT to bring on the day!
Despite Trevor’s easy-going non-chalance, there’s some stuff that just doesn’t cut it for Trevor. Here’s the list, including what not to bring on the day:
See the No Peanut policy. Trevor is allergic to peanuts. Peanuts are the violent, quarrelsome or non-sportsmanlike persons who's behaviour or any other ugly traits will not be tolerated. Basically, they will be sent packing.
Glass can break and end up in an unsuspecting draught horse’s hoof. And that’s not a clever analogy – the site we will be using is usually a grazing paddock for some of the last working horses in the state, so PLEASE adhere to the no glass policy.
No alcohol is permitted due to licensing laws.
Trevor hates running foul of the law, so no BYO. In an attempt to enforce this, NO BYO DRINKS WILL BE ALLOWED. There will be drinking water available, and heaps of beverage outlets. The NO BYO DRINKS policy does not apply if you are under 1.2m tall or over 70, or the carer of the 2 aforementioned groups – you guys we can trust.
Trevor hates lining up.
So instead of lining up for tickets, then lining up for a drink, then lining up for the toilet, then lining up for something to eat, Trevor has tried to streamline everything. No tickets for drinks, plenty of bar staff, more toilets than we think we’ll need and extra food stalls. There may be a line at some stage somewhere on the island, but rest assured, Trevor will do everything possible to ensure it doesn’t last.
Drugs are bad.
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